Can the Danny Phantom fandom please be called the Danny Phandom? Because really, that’s all I want in life right now.
fucks sake
god dammit
Okay now which one is clearer? 1?
or 2?
S T O P
Maybe just take off the glasses!?
SO FUCKING ACCURATE
That’s Not My Name
I was sick, coming down with something and just starting to show symptoms. All day long, I’d been sneezing. My head was starting to hurt and the next day I’d be so ill that I’d end up leaving work less than 3 hours into my shift.
I was starting a sneeze when the customer came in. Lip curled, nose flaring, hankie at the ready. She made a joke, aha! I caught you.
Hahaha, yeah, I’m getting sick, haha.
A few minutes later, she was near the till and looking at product and where I was about to ring another customer through when she had a question. And instead of saying something polite like Excuse me, or even.. Hey..
“Hey Snot Nose.”
Nope. You’re not calling me that.
Not even jokingly. I’m sick and I feel bad and.. I don’t know you well enough for you to say that to me.
So, I stood up for myself. “There’s no one here by that name. My name is L—-. If you have a question, you can ask for me using that name.”
If my memory serves correct, she walked back to the till calling me honey or sweetie or something. I rang her through without another word.
Not even my husband was insensitive enough to make fun of my being sick. I don’t know this woman apart from the occasional transaction. I have customers I consider friends, and none of THEM would have gone that far.
It wasn’t funny, it wasn’t cute. It was rude.
girls don’t like boys girls like fictional lesbians that don’t die for shock value
Headcanon that some Hufflepuffs get in serious trouble all the freaking time like often found dueling in the hallways and sometimes resorting to fistfights cuz someone insulted their friend so they will fight anyone they don’t give half a fuck about getting in trouble like fight me you piece of shit leave William alone I’ll hex you and give you a shiner you’ll never forget
pcrphyrions-blog asked:
if laughter is medicine then you're like the fandom's doctor aren't you
fanonical answered:
I mean, I personally wouldn’t consider myself to be a laugh-doctor per se, but the fact that you think that is a great compliment, thank you
The Islamphobia is so strong in this country people are boycotting a business that’s willing to help out those in need.
To all the people who wanna boycott a business for helping out the Muslim refugees, I also recommended you boycott:
- Coffee in general
- Clocks
- Cameras
- Universities
- Maps
- Surgical instruments
- Music
- Algebra
- The toothbrush
- Hospitals
Because all those things we use everyday were innovated by Muslims and we wouldn’t make it so far as a resourceful society without them.
Starbucks. Youre getting my business consistently now. Even though your coffee is bitter as shit
“He asked me right after he’d pulled me out of the lake,” Hermione muttered. […] He sort of pulled me away from the judges so they wouldn’t hear, and he said, if I wasn’t doing anything over the summer, would I like to -“
"And what did you say?” said Ron, who had picked up his pestle and was grinding “And he did say he’d never felt the same way about anyone else,” Hermione went on, going so red now that Harry could almost feel the heat coming from her.